A Pennsylvania woman says that when her stepmother was frustrated by someone, as when the driver ahead of her was dawdling at a traffic light, she'd express her irritation with Are you posing for animal crackers? This expression goes back at least to the early 1900s and has been said to indicate that someone's being lazy or frivolous.  A variant is Are you being a model for animal crackers?

Laura in San Antonio, Texas, says her handsome father describes himself as a fine piece of leather, well put together. This phrase is probably a reference to a fine leather shoe and the artistry it takes to put it together. For years, shoe companies advertised their wares with the tagline Good leather, well put together. Donnie Elbert's song "Little Piece of Leather," which includes the line She's a little piece of leather and she's well put together, helped popularize this saying. 

In White Oleander (Bookshop|Amazon), novelist Janet Fitch touts the value of memorizing poetry with these memorable lines: Always learn poems by heart. They have to become the marrow in your bones. Like fluoride in the water, they’ll make your soul impervious to the world’s soft decay.

If you're madder than a peach orchard boar you're angry indeed, or otherwise engaging in wild,  unrestrained behavior similar to boars or pigs being let loose to gorge themselves on fallen fruit. Variations include crazier than a peach orchard boar, crazier than a peach orchard pig, crazier than a peach orchard sow, tipsier than a peach orchard sow, and as full of nuts as a peach orchard boar.

In Appalachia, if you're being lazy, stupid, or idle, you may be told to quit your footercootering. 

Quiz Guy John Chaneski has been puzzling over eye rhymes, words that look like they should rhyme, but they don't, like tough and cough. What is the eye rhyme in the following sentence?  When I play peekaboo with my ________, I so enjoy the sound of her ________. 

Wendy from Charlotte, North Carolina, was baffled when a co-worker asked, Are you ready to race for pinks? The phrase racing for pinks refers to participating in car races where the winner gets ownership of a car, the pinks referring to the pink-colored page in a multi-part document conferring the car's title. The pink slip mentioned when someone is let go from a job refers to pink interoffice memo pages, that color signaling a message that's more urgent than messages on white paper.

Outdoor enthusiasts divide the idea of fun into three categories: Type I fun is guaranteed to be pleasant, like get-togethers with good friends, Type II fun is miserable when you're having it, but enjoyable in retrospect, and Type III fun is simply harrowing, the kind you don't want to have again, ever.

The phrase I'll be a John Brown or I'll be John Browned means "I'll be damned" or "I'll be hanged." It's a reference to the militant abolitionist John Brown, who in 1859 led 21 men on a raid of the federal arsenal at what is now Harpers Ferry, Virginia, in order to seize weapons and encourage an armed rebellion.

Answers to our online survey of some 2500 respondents suggest that some 10 percent of English speakers pronounce both as "bolth," and there's apparently no regional component to this pronunciation marked by what linguists call an intrusive L.

Several years ago, the National Endowment for the Arts devoted a whole issue of its magazine to the topic of "The Art of Failure: The Importance of Risk and Experimentation." Writers, artists, and musicians all shared their insights about their creative process, and how to handle the failures that happen along the way. One of them, Nobel Laureate Toni Morrison, encouraged writers to regard failure simply as data that can help them get better. 

Monica in Burlington, Vermont, says a friend recently told her that her day became kerfunkulated, and Monica knew what she meant without even asking. Why do we successfully infer the meaning of such words?  Placeholder words such as thingamajiggy, doohickey, whatchamacallit, and dumaflache are vague terms that substitute for something else and serve a useful semantic function. If you can track down the book Vague Language by Joanna Channel, it's a useful resource on the effect of using such words and challenges the notion that it's always desirable for one's language to be precise. Another book along these lines is the collection of essays edited by linguist Joan Cutting called Vague Language Explored (Bookshop|Amazon)

Birds inhabit many English words and phrases. The flower called larkspur is named for the way its blossom resembles the spur on the toe of a lark. Columbine derives from Latin columba, "dove," a reference to the way this flower resembles doves huddled together. The coccyx, or tailbone takes its name from the Greek word for "cuckoo bird" because it's shaped like a cuckoo's beak. We speak of pecking order, nest egg, taking someone under one's wing, and sometimes refer to a person's nose or mouth as their beak. A lovely Spanish proverb goes La fe es el pájaro que siente la luz  cuando el alba aún está oscura or "Faith is the bird that feels the light while the dawn is still dark."

In an article in The Atlantic magazine, humorist Mark Twain quoted a sing-songy bit of doggerel about conductors punching railroad fares that illustrates how colored paper has long been used to encode information.

This episode is hosted by Grant Barrett and Martha Barnette.